HEY I just wanna say...

I do not own many of the things I share and/or talk about on this website.
If I do own something, my ego will actually force me to make that clear to you,

I promise.

If and when I post images of my handmade jewelry here, just know that these are crappy webcam pics of them. Sharper and prettier images of the products will be posted to the River Rock Jewelry site later, when the item is ready for sale!

You should get the total Jenny experience
by listening to the music video at the top of each post
while reading my ramblings.

And do not let my eccentric, vulgar music throw you off,
I'm a actually a well-adjusted, happy person!


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Saturday, August 30, 2008

I dont like doubles lol

Ok so Im just flat out exhausted, and I dont want to read the goddamned news lol. I just wanted to show you one neat thing I ran across tonight when I checked my mail. HISTORY ROCKS

click me

Im going to bed, my feet hurt and so does my head. I work a double tomorrow too and my family is in town as of sunday so I wont be around much.


Thursday, August 28, 2008

ok its not my usual stuff but I was browsing Fark and found this title for a follow-up story about how Russia's all pissy with the US cause of the Georgia invasion and whatnot. and I had to share the Fark title for this story with you... cause its FUNNY

So Pooty was all "Biatch, you made Georgia do it," and the US went, "Uh-UHH, you crazy?" and Pooty went "I seen you was there," and the US was all "Damn, you ARE crazy, I can't talk to your dumb ass."

Click ME to see a neat page that tracks big ocean storms. Hopefully mom and bro will be here when Gustav hits. My stepdad will still be down there tho. BE CAREFUL WES!!!

This is pretty cool... THIS LINK IS FOR SATAN

Ok so when they start transforming cells from one type to another its just freakin cool man.

You think you've seen everything, and then you see a video of Barbie dolls performing Ace of Spades by Motorhead. The internet - it never disappoints...

Oh and BTW all links are safe for work!!!


Sunday, August 24, 2008

Im such an idiot. I worried about something all day, when I shouldnt have, because it didnt matter in the end, and now I look like a complete ass. Hopefully I didnt just make myself some sort of enemy, because I dont need that right now. Just dont ask. I dont want to talk about it...

Ive been playing the new sims content that Haley bought me for my birthday, so I havent been online, I had alot of catching up to do music and news wise.

I love Courtney Love. There I said it. She is a nice lady deep down inside all that is Courtney. And she has good taste in music. She helped me find these guys - WHITE LIES - Just listen to the song Death. God it reminds me alot of all the brit pop I used to listen to, and have really sorta been getting back into over the last year. BTW - two songs down, the remix isnt so bad either.

AND Click here to see the ultimate (expensive as hell) Villain Chair of Doom.

Which reminds me... THIS LINK IS FOR SATAN (better known as Haley) OK other people can look too, but you better prepare yourself to be smited by The Dark One.

FARK: The AFA has set up an online form to send Hallmark hate mail for making same sex marriage greeting cards. What a shame it would be if logical people used it to send Hallmark support mail instead!

Kim Jong Il of North Korea dead and impersonated by a double these past 5 years? Wait, what?

Ok so Richard just handed me a serial key for the install of Nightlife for that silly Sims2 game so I'm gonna try it. I might be back, I might not.


Thursday, August 14, 2008

For No One

Well, I got to work this morning, and I was supposed to work 11-3. A short shift, but damnit its money. And Morgan sends me home, which is cool, he did offer me to stay and all, and I sorta did jump on the opportunity because I havent had a day off in over a week, so Im going to eat and read the news and do laundry, and fuck off for a day. SO THERE...


A few days ago, I was on my way home, and I almost ran over this ADORABLE pit bull puppy. Maybe 6 months old. We went all over trying to find his owner, but noone knew who he belonged to. Jake across the street had a friend who might take him, but the friend didnt want him in the end because he was mostly white in color. With a brendel face mask and two spots of brendle right on his butt and back. Long skinny white legs and tail. SO CUTE. I was gonna have to have the Humane Society come get him, cause goddamnit I cant. I dont have the fucking money to do it, and I WISH I COULD but I cant. :( But a girl at work took him and gave him to her neice and nephew, who were really cute too btw lol. around 10 or so, they all got along really well right away, so Im glad the little trouble maker will have someone to play with. Aaron gave him that nickname because that puppy had to concept of space, or any discpline at all, he would just try to take stuff out of your hand, chew on your arm, and pounce on you at any given moment. You couldnt walk 5 steps without him getting between your feet. And he wasnt house trained, so that sucked, but hey its part of the responsibility of a puppy lol. He really was cute, I only got a few pics with the cam on my phone, cause the damned digicam my mother got me wont turn on. Dont ask, I dont want to talk about it, ok?!?!?

In fact, Im going to change the subject. ON TO THE NEWS...

A few months ago, I saw a story about this guy who got HPV from an accident on his leg, and not long after his body started growing these insanely huge warts all over his body. So much so, that people in his village in Indonesia call him the "Tree Man", because it REALLY DOES look like tree bark. Craziest thing I've ever seen. Here's a video of him discussing it all with some interviewers from the Discovery Channel, in a special they did on him. Then this morning, I saw another story of him, after a big surgery, and he looks so much happier! GOOD FOR HIM. Thats so fucked up, the poor guy.

BTW, the whole moon-hoax thing is just RETARDED. Seriously? No, really, you've GOT to be kidding... What a load of bullshit. Look, someone even did the math for you....

Well They have built a robot, and put the cultured brain neurons from rats in a dish and hooked it all up and WHAMMO we got a robot with a REAL bio brain, but this isnt the first time this has happened. If you look in the comments for the story youll see this one, all the way back from 2004. Very cool indeed.

Ive been looking into alot of things about the ocean lately. Ive missed hearing the ocean the last few months. Just out of the blue. So thats why I love these stories. And this story and this one too. Those last two were from a few months back, but its just exciting to see. I wonder when theyll figure all of it out and post some more pics of the "new" species they found out there. Or when theyll figure out that the world is changing for the worse.

And I saw yesterday that scientists have made the "buzz-kill" pill.

Anyways, Im done for while, I need to do some stuff around the house and eat and whatnot. Call me, the house phone is back up and I got the cell.



Dora-For No One

I Am Over
Bent by the weight of
Of all this and other things
That we never speak of

Monday, August 11, 2008

Praying for a miracle...

Again with the giant mantas...

And theyre still mapping out all the genes, but finding some neat stuff along the way...

So anyways, Im not off tomorrow. Stupid me, traded my off day to work, so I gotta go shower, and wash clothes. lol WHAT? I NEED THE HOURS!

Please God PLEASE dont let us fall on our face. I cant take it anymore.


Sunday, August 10, 2008

i'm wide awake man

I think Im going to try to make this. lol I want some cool summer shirts and I WANT THEM TO FIT ME. Im so tired of shopping, I just want to be comfortable!!!

Ive been listening to ALOT of Kenna lately. Hell Bent. And Wide Awake. My head is swimming in music all day.

I bumped into this story and I laughed myself into a coma, and then I secretly wanted a pair of my own.

So they've found a snail (excuse me, A MOLLUSK) that can tell you when you're going to become ill. Thats CRAZY TALK. lol

Dogs are just so awsome. I really just love these animal behavior stories.

Someone posted video of the GI Joe movie finally, and it looks COOL.

I have to sleep for work tomorrow. Im off on Tuesday, so I gotta find a new bank so I dont have to drive to Millington every time I need a bank.


Monday, August 4, 2008

word of the day - blah

Kenneth came by and gave me money for the Contour so Im not COMPLETELY broke anymore. lol I got some pants (finally) for work, and alot of things we needed at Walmart tonight, and while I was there I saw THE CUTEST DAMN TOYS. They are called Mighty Muggs. They have every super hero you can think of, from Wolverine to an Indiana Jones Fertility Idol. I WANT THOR!!! LOL The slogan on the front is the best... Made from 100% recycled AWSOME

Aaron and I sat here and laughed the entire 3 and a half or so minutes this video ran. This poor guy had no TV and couldnt get thru to the cable people, so he let the expletives loose on their answering machine.

Ive totally found my next car. ITS JENNY SIZED

Tell me how this isnt a great example of misleading advertising. ITS ON THE BOX

Here's some recent pics of the aminals too

I work all week this week, Im not sure when my next day off will be, and Im working a double on SUNDAY - the worst day of the week. I also got a cell phone finally, so if you want the number you better leave me a comment.